The Gift: As we mentioned yesterday, nekkid jobless people are overrunning the country. And while we can’t do anything about the unemployment rate, we can give away virtual gift certificates from JackThreads to hide your shame. The affordable online urban outfitters have two GCs to give away, worth $100 each.

The Rules: We’re not saying that any of our readers are fashion victims, but if you can prove that you’re in dire need of a makeover, we may just oblige. Post a short link in the COMMENTS section of your worst fashion faux pas, and JackThreads will try and make it right. One entry per reader. Duplicate entries will be discarded.

The Deadline: Contest starts now and run through midnight on 12/16.