14 Days of Chrismukkah: Mimobot Cosmobot x Christmas on Mars DVD

by: Jonathan Stern

The Gift: It’s our Space-Race-On-Acid prize pack. If you missed Wayne Coyne and co. and their homemade holiday Martian movie, you have the chance to win one DVD copy of the Flaming Lips’ Christmas on Mars, bundled with a score/soundtrack CD and as a bonus, and we’ll throw in a Mimobot Cosmobot 2GB designer flash drive preloaded with the new MimoZine.

The Rules: Give us your best title and logline (that’s the part of the movie pitch where you go, it’s Beverly Hills Chihuahua meets Blade Runner) in the COMMENTS section. Only one entry per reader. Duplicate entries will be discarded.

The Deadline: The contest runs now through midnight on 12/7.

http://whininginstereo.tumblr.com Danielle K

“Grandma Does Hollywood”
She’ll take NO prisoners…or agents.
Grant

Christopher Walken is…

“Showing Up Randomly In The Middle of a Movie”

And you’re totally going to say “Holy shit, look, it’s Christopher Walken!”
Luke vanVliet

“A Mormon Tale”
Two cousins fight for their forbidden love breaking down the walls of societal norms.
Dolemite

“It’s the First Black President, Charlie Brown!”
His life changed history. His courage changed lives.
tricia

“‘Billies Bustin’ Loose”-Angry mobs of trailer park residents find that their pick up hitch hanging balls have been replaced with evil mind control devices instructing them to see if rednecks really do taste like chicken; think “Killer Clowns from Outer Space” meets “Dawn of the Dead” meets “Dukes of Hazard”.
ifhgsfj

“Person ‘A’ vs. Person ‘B’”
A tragic story of love, hate and violence. Lots and lots of freaking violence.
http://www.ericstirpe.com Eric Stirpe

“Blak & BlÃ¼ II”
This time, they’re getting Blak to Basics…
http://www.shiftedsound.com Shelby Miller

Do Androids Dream of Sugarplum Fairies?

Logline: Home Alone meets Blade Runner

When the Arnolds leave for Christmas, they forget one thing: their android. But don’t worry, he cooks, he cleans, he makes a mean fruitcake.
“Greg”

“Fingerbang”

An evangelic nurse raises a group of partially-aborted fetuses, training them to become a cadre of beautiful-but-deadly fighting female terrorists in the Army of God, the first line of offense against the tyrannical Liberal oppression of the Obama Nation. Presale block tickets available.
http://earfuzz.com Dane

Zombie Jesus

Jesus is back.

Good Friday

Holy Saturday

Bloody Sunday!

Put down your palms and pick up a Shotgun because Christ is coming: For You!

It’s basically Night of the Living Passion of the Christ.
SAhmad

Dane, that sounds a lot like ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’, which you may want to check out.

Submission:
TOTAL COLONY COLLAPSE
A cross between ‘A Bee Story’, ‘Armageddon’ and ‘Green Porno’
http://cphcreatives.dk/ Benjamin A. Wendelboe

Home Alone 7 – starring Macaulay Culkin

“He’s flying in for Christmas, but no one’s there!”
David S.

Mall Walkers

Senior citizens trying to keep physically fit must survive a zombie attack!

“It’s Dawn of the Dead meets Mallrats meets Cocoon”

I see it as a starring vehicle for Donald Sutherland and Kris Kristofferson. And of course Jessica Alba would be in it since she’s in everything.
Derek

I Love You, Saint B. Nicholas!

“Three young lovers dying in a small apartment defy their feuding families’ ban on eating and plan an escape that propels them toward an infinite supply of cheeseburgers.”
P.Dias

“The grinch who ate a martian mimo-bot”
- You wont believe how they blend -
http://tomhamilton.blogspot.com Tom

“IT Came, IT Came, IT Came from Beneath the NeufchÃ¢tel!”

It’s Freakazoid meets Steel Magnolias
Nicole

“Decemeber,25″
Santa will get you this year
John Yeh

“Booger King”
He makes boogers fit for a king!
Sheryl

“Don’t Touch That!”

MC Hammer channels your mother, who really is an alien with eyes in the back of her head.
http://designersdepot.noelevz.com/ noel m.

“It’s The Dark Knight again!”

It’s so dark you better bring your flashlights!
Jeremy Stern

“Baby Aristocrats” or perhaps, “The Lil’ Aristocrats”

It’s Baby Geniuses/Look Who’s Talking meets the Aristocrats.
Their mouths are almost as dirty as their diapers.
http://twitter.com/jsorgent Jaime

Sodomized Puppy in the Oven for X-mas Dinner!

Where Rabbi-Scat porn meets Mein Kampf!
http://thinkingforaliving.org/ Duane King

Salvador Dali’s interpretation of My Favorite Martian goes Up In Smoke in this piece directed by Wayne Coyne with Bradley Beesley. Christmas gets hit to death in the future head.
John B.

“Son of Santa”

….He’s making a list, And checking it twice!…

-An elf, who says that Rudolph told him to do it, follows Santa this Christmas to give little ‘gifts’ of his own. He knows if you’ve been bad or good …So be good for GOODNESS SAKE!-
http://twitter.com/tgraw tgraw

“The Cantina Band Does Summer Camp”
“Spend all summer learning the only song we know… or get shot up by bounty hunters.”
http://www.thepinksamurai.etsy.com Becky

“Redundant”

It’s like every Kate Hudson movie…ever”