I think Analog has reeled in a big one with these Combat Sushi Boardshorts. They’re a sure conversation starter for around-town wear, and have the technical construction we’ve come to expect from Burton sub-brand Analog for in-water use. For those of you who’d actually go surfing in these trunks, they feature a 22″ outseam, welded hems, smooth inseams to prevent chaffing and hang-ups, a cargo pocket with laser drainage holes, a zip fly, and last but not least, a wax comb. When you’re in the water, however, be wary of the grief stricken tuna, salmon, eel, and shrimp that’ll surely be out to avenge the death of their loved ones who just so happened end up on your shorts. These cost around $50, and you can order them through one of the suggested online retailers via Analog’s store finder.