Dude. Your table has balls. And why not? It was created for Red Bull DJs after all. Designed by Canadian creatives Cocoon, the table ventilates toasty laptops, sports plenty of space for an audiophile’s vinyl records, plus room to store giant CD booklets. And if you look underneath you’ll see a phallic cutout through which you can feed your laptop cord. Red Bull, Cocoon’s just given you wings.