The Gift: As we mentioned yesterday, nekkid jobless people are overrunning the country. And while we can’t do anything about the unemployment rate, we can give away virtual gift certificates from JackThreads to hide your shame. The affordable online urban outfitters have two GCs to give away, worth $100 each.

The Rules: We’re not saying that any of our readers are fashion victims, but if you can prove that you’re in dire need of a makeover, we may just oblige. Post a short link in the COMMENTS section of your worst fashion faux pas, and JackThreads will try and make it right. One entry per reader. Duplicate entries will be discarded.

The Deadline: Contest starts now and run through midnight on 12/16.

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Ryan Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 12:29 am

Worse than jorts (jean cutoffs), I’ve been known to rock cordts (cutoff corduroys)……please help me dress cool!


Mark Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 12:56 am

The following juxtaposition of my nerdiness with the effortless cool of Nasty Nas should make it abundantly clear that I need JackThreads in my life.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/themarkpike/2916301473/

I need to go “from Seiko to Rolex”.


Devin Kennedy Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 1:32 am

Worst Faux pas: sandals and socks to my goddaughter’s baptism:
Make it right!


Bas Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 8:57 am

Do I need to say more?
http://twurl.nl/0e5ngw


Jack Naish Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 11:56 am

I have an old pair of Levi’s I’ve worn almost everyday since high school. Only a few days ago, I bent over at the grocery store and I heard a loud, thundering tear. At this exact moment, I felt a distinctly colder body of air move across my buttocks. Since this time, I have been unable to find a job or afford new jeans. I now wear these same old Levi’s, plus a little duct tape. Please, help me out!


Zac Snider Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 12:25 pm

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v72/26/2/1555020029/n1555020029_671635_9498.jpg

Top left.


grad Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 4:21 pm

Not the best call I’ve ever made-

http://humanwrites.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dress1jpg009.jpg


Joey Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 4:46 pm

haha my friends always teased me about how I dress. But I just dust those comments off of the shoulder part of my over worn faded shirt. I do wish i can dress nicer and more “hip” but that comes at a price, a price i cant pay :( Hopefully if I win it will better my self esteem. Thanks


twoeightnine Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 6:00 pm

I’m so broke I have to rely on packages to cover my package.
http://flickr.com/photos/twoeightnine/463612556/


David S. Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 6:20 pm

Josh & Co.

I REALLY need some new clothes. It’s starting to get cold here in Chicago, and as you can see by my pic below, I can’t even afford undershirts.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2rysh0o&s=4

That’s me shopping for a new Ed Hardy hoodie right after I pounded a Gladiator Bulk-Up at Smoothie King. All my friends insist my Ed Hardy collection is played out (I’m still on the fence), but if you agree with them, then hook me up!


SAhmad Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 7:03 pm

between my sponge bob squarepants boxers, my toe-sox and the sandwich board I have a serious issue with cred… please don’t ask me to post a picture.


Karthik K. Sunday, 12.14.08 @ 10:59 pm

Basketball shorts. White t-shirt. ALL DAY EVERY DAY.


Kevin Monday, 12.15.08 @ 1:28 am

This is something I very much don’t need seeing as I am wearing a very fashionable and comfortable Old Navy performance fleece.


eric Monday, 12.15.08 @ 4:09 am

smile :) http://tinyurl.com/6yeozw


Luke vanVliet Monday, 12.15.08 @ 9:41 am

My fashion philosophy is “if it feels good do it”! For me, nothing says comfort like a pair of bleached white socks, Birkenstocks and Kmart jogging pants. The kicker, I still get the ladies checking me out all the time. I make them so hot all they can do is giggle at me…BRILLIANT!


Christen Monday, 12.15.08 @ 2:00 pm

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=14mu9ld&s=4

My fiance and I definitely need some new Xmas threads!


dan wheeler Monday, 12.15.08 @ 10:07 pm

http://I36.tinypic.com/msdc46.jpg


adrian Tuesday, 12.16.08 @ 3:09 am

http://tinyurl.com/5w88ph

this is a picture of the infamous NoGodForMe. His nickname is denim Dan. I will use my winnings to buy a sweatshirt for myself on his behalf.


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