Unfortunate Animal of the Month Club
http://tinyurl.com/4hp8c

Kachina Doll of the Month club:
http://www.newthoughtkabbalah.com/NAkachinaof%20themonthclub.htm

Well I saw a few really awesome ones, including fly-fishing fly of the month club and condom of the month club.

However, my submission has to be the mineral of the month club:
http://www.mineralofthemonthclub.org/

Dog Treat of the Month club
http://www.club-offers.com/amazing-clubs/dog-treat/

Executive Summaries of the Month Club
http://www.club-offers.com/soundview/book/
For the business leaders who want the easy way out in getting ahead.

Oops, wrong link. I may have been searching for promo codes because I actually wanted to join the avocado of the month club. I can’t confirm or deny that. Anyway, the actual site is: http://www.avocadoofthemonthclub.com

Bunny Of The Month Club.
http://www.morbidtendencies.com/gallery-main.html

But this is no ordinary Bunny Of The Month club. Oh no.

Have a custom made bunny delievered each and every month! Taken from the page providing more information: “I look at each person’s emails, and I think of all the clues I have about them: name, address, handwriting if I have a sample, email style, any hints of personality I am given. I make sure they will not get the same colour or style each month, and, finally, I listen to the rabbits and make a wild guess as to which thing to send them this month—then I go out and make it.” [ http://www.morbidtendencies.com/botmc-details.html ]

Pencil of the month club.

http://www.pencilthings.info/pencil_things/2007/09/pencil-of-the-m.html

Actual quote “I never thought a simple pencil would mean so much to me”

How about the Yarn of the month club for all you knitters?

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/crazy-8s–4-month–80.00-c-eye-ber-fiber-we-rock-the-dye-pot

Just in case your alone for the Holidays and if your not alone you can always share…
The Holiday gift the just keeps GIVING!

http://www.romance365.com/sextoyclub.shtml

Bangle of the Month Club
http://www.shopbeachcombers.com/storefrontprofiles/deluxeSFshop.aspx?sfid=39600&c=644297
Cause you can never have too many bangles!

There was a guy on the east coast of Florida back in the 90’s who ran a mail-order “Foot of the Month Club” for fetishists. He advertised “Plastic feet modeled from local coeds, $29.95 a foot, $39.95 a pair, available as the month’s “Main Selection” or ” Alternate.” Different woman each month.”

Beat that.

Can you get weirder than vintage button-ring of the month club?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13957249