I live in il how can I get a bottle of Bong Vodka?

I have a bottle. I bought it thinking you could put a ’sinker-set’ on the bubble at the bottom to smoke…ummmm….tobacco. It is solid….you need a glass drill to make this a ‘usable’ piece of paraphanelia.

bummer.

~S~

Where in fl can i buy this , i live in the ft myers area ?

how much does dat bong vodka cost

Dude, just go to Lowes or Home Depot and get a glass drill bit, trust me, the initial $12-15 you spend will help to give you hours of enjoyment making random bongs.

My boyfriend just FINALLY got one of these Bong Vodka bottles and wants to use it for smoking. We are looking for advice from anyone who has done this successfully so we can do it right the first time! Any help would be most appreciated!

if interested for a small fee I can convert, just send me bottle. just say so in post and well get in touch

Just google “Bong Vodka Smoking” first result in GrassCity.com or something like that here’s the best desc I found

Before attempting to put a hole in your Vodka bottle that you just forked over 50 duckets for, you may want to purchase (borrow) a few items and do it right the first time.

1)Dremmel
2)Diamond tip dremmel bit (Dremmel 7144 Diamond point would be an exceptional option)
3)Bucket (if you feel indifferent about getting shards of tiny glass in the same sink you wash your face in)
4)Dremmel Sanding tips (typically comes with the standard Dremmel case)
5)Fine sanding paper
6)Rubber Grommit
7)Glass stem and bowl (because if you; go through the motions of making this $50 glass bottle of vodka into a bong, purchase the necessary equipment…. then decide to chince out on the stem and bowl… you are an idiot IMO. You can get a cheapo glass stem and bowl combo for less than $5 if you don’t already have one.)

Step 1)
I think it’s best to just start with the riskiest part first. That way if you F up there is no need to further waste any time with the following steps. If you F up you can pass Go, collect your two hundred dollars, then be upset at yourself for however long wondering if you should have smoked after starting step 1.

I’m changing the name of step one.

How not to mess up on step one)

Mark the diameter of the hole you wish to create with a sharpie or magic marker. Fill your bucket with water. Fill your Bong Vodka glass with water. Submerge the bottle into the water filled bucket. If you leave the area you wish to penetrate close to the surface of the water you can avoid dropping the dremmel into the water and electrocuting yourself (or worse.. the dremmel… You are an idiot if you submerge the dremmel into the bucket if it happens to be plugged into an AC outlet. I know I am stating the obvious here, but this is a marijuana based forum. I can think of a few stoners in my travels who might just be dumb enough to try it. For those idiots who retort, “I’m not an idiot, my dremmel is battery powered!” … This will also not work. And you are still an idiot.)

Step 2)
The water in the glass and surrounding the glass will assist in lowering the reverberations and heat that might otherwise cause the glass to crack. Patience is helpful in this step so try not to drill through like you are working on an assembly line. I found it best to just let the speed of the dremmel and the diamond bit to ‘fall through the glass’ with a bit of guidance. Once the initial hole was created I used the side of my bit to slowly eat away at the glass until my black magic marker spot was essentially erased. I took a few breaks between start to finish to let the drill bit chill and the glass to chilax. Whether doing this actually helped I do not know. It worked, so let’s just imagine that it does and leave it at that.

Step 3)
The screw off cap is almost as essential to how badass your new bong is going to be as the hole you just cut into the glass. Without the cap, the pour spout isn’t very wide which makes it hard to maintain a seal with your mouth. The cap actually feels quite comfy when you place it on your lips (and looks cool too! it’s nice and shiny!). All we have to do is put a hole into the cap now. If you have a vise or some clamps to keep it still it will make things go a bit smoother. You can protect the shiny cap with a rag or excessive tape before you clamp it down. Use the dremmel to make a hole in the center of the cap. You can then move outward as you did in “how not to mess up on step one” with circular cuts. The plastic cap isn’t as susceptible to cracking, so you don’t have to be ultra careful here…. Until you reach the edges of the center of the cap. The hole doesn’t need to be too large. If you make it excessively big you might damage the threads and affect the air tight seal. When you get fairly close to the edge switch the dremmel bit to a sanding bit and clean up the edges. When the sharp jaggies are removed use the fine sand paper to clean it up just a bit more.

Step 4)
Put the thing together. Captain Obvious isn’t here right now so I will do my best to appease the cerebral challenged.
Screw cap on top.
Grommet goes in glass hole.
The glass stem penetrates the grommet to create a seal. (watering up the stem is definitely a good way to prevent a frustrating finally. “Lube that bitch up and reduce the pressure on your new hole.” LOL I typed that with my most seductive voice.)

“Alright , You DID IT! Now break her in.”

Dude that was almost as funnny not stoned Great Job!!!!

You need a diamond tipped hole saw from ebay, it’s like $14. Use the drill on VERY VERY VERY slow RPM’s. Fill the bottle with water, and submerge it in a large pot (no pun intended) or bucket. The water not only keeps the surface cool, saves the bit for more drilling, but also dampens vibrations. Go slow, nice and even light pressure. It takes a while, but if you get crazy you’ll crack it.

the stock on this vodka is only $.10 a share mlmn