If you ask me, this is exactly how every chihuahua on earth should be: still, silent and unable to nip at anyone with those yappy little jaws of theirs.

Okay, that’s a little excessive, but this night light by Walteria Living at Matter is so adorable. “Carlos” is sculpted from bright white porcelain; his warm, soft glow will welcome you home, and he’s absolutely perfect for guiding you on on your nocturnal bathroom visits. Just don’t go entrusting any guard-dog duties to him…you’re better off getting a doberman to protect you from intruders. Grrrr!