For those with rampant procrastination issues, Susanna Hertrich’s Chrono_Shredder will have one of two effects: make one infinitely more productive, or spiraling into a pit of shame and self-persecution. As one piece in a series of “fictional” products designed to be useful for “human hibernation”, the Chrono_Shredder, well, continually shreds a calendar over a 365-day period, allowing the owner to not only tangibly judge the time passed, but also reflect upon their human waste and consumption. Procrastinators with cats beware, however– unless you’re happy living in a proverbial wastebasket, this probably isn’t the calendar for you.

Via Core77