Warning: If you are epileptic you may want to be careful when checking out the site for DrinkMe, the best-kept secret energy uberdrink from Austria that has a cartoon website full of flashing color. Named after the famous goodies Alice ate in Wonderland, the Pineapple-y tasting liquid won’t make you smaller or taller, but will hype you up. The brew boasts more than just a fictional namesake, though; an entire elaborate fantasy backs up its production with the fruits being gathered by an “army of beady eyed creatures from uncharted jungles and forests around the world, and Mars.” The image of these creatures is right on the rainbow can, which the apparently narcissistic little critters craft in “subterranean factories,” using the “color-molecules” from the exotic fruits. Order online, or get a boost of energy just from copy like, “from the single can to our god-like Euro palette of greatness. It’s the rawksauce.”