Awright geeezzaa! There’s a great even’ at Cargo in London on Friday. It’s called Evolving Styles, an’ it’s a live street art chari’y aucshun. In’ernashunally recognized street artists Lady Pink (Blimey! all da way from New York City) an’ Nick Walker’ll be creatin’ art fer da aucshun live, an’ they is donatin’ da proceeds ter charity. In addishun ter da art, there’ll be a BBQ an’ firs rate DJn’. So yew might wan’ ter consider ‘oppin’ on da old Virgin Atlantic an’ checkin’ i’ aaaht fer yaaahrself. Sorted, mate.

(With special thanks to Cockney Rhyming Slang, Heather is about to slap me upside the head.)