Not that kind of pearl necklace, pervert. While I am everything short of irate about the puka shell necklace fad that has held certain people hostage for the past ten years (you know who you are), I do think it is possible (as do many highly-regarded designers) for a man to accessorize with a necklace without looking goofy. Enter Angela Carol’s Tahitian Pearl Necklace. Simple, yet striking, the necklace is based around a high quality black Tahitian pearl, deep in color with subtle peacock overtones. The large, robust pearl (11-12 mm in size) is anchored by a leather cord and a 14k gold clasp. Angela Carol’s website boasts a price of $355, down from a retail price of $1775 (not quite sure how that works), but the Tahitian Pearl Necklace is their best selling piece.