The song supermuffdiver by King Adora has “Silver tongue” in every verse.

Look at Sin With Sebastians 1996 Album “Golden Boy” the cover art is super cheezy!!!!

Gold, by Spandau Ballet :

“GOLD! Always believe in your soul
You’ve got the power to know
You’re indestructible
Always believe in
‘Cause you are GOLD!”

(or Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey)

But if lyrics count, I’d nominate “Karma Chameleon” by Boy George

I know I’m disqualified for being a contributor, but I take any chance to spread “Pop Goes My Heart” lyrics I get…

Watch the video for the full experience: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0A7dtdc-nU

I never thought that I could be so satisfied
Every time that I look in your angel eyes
A shock inside me that words just can’t describe
And there’s no explaining

Something in the way you move I can’t deny
Every word from your lips is a lullaby
A twist of fate makes life worthwhile
You are gold and silver

I said I wasn’t gonna lose my head
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)
I wasn’t gonna fall in love again
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)
And I just can’t let you go
I can’t lose this feeling

These precious moments we have so few
Let’s go far away where there’s nothing to do but play
You show to me that my destiny’s with you
And there’s no explaining

Let’s fly so high
Will you come with me tonight?
In your dress I confess you’re the sole sunlight
The way you shine in the starry skies
You are gold and silver

I said I wasn’t gonna lose my head
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)
I wasn’t gonna fall in love again
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)
And I just can’t let you go
I can’t lose this feeling

A twist of fate makes life worthwhile
You are gold and silver

I said I wasn’t gonna lose my head
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)
I wasn’t gonna fall in love again
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)

Here’s a throw back

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qp-cMpUACjs

The Gold Diggers’ Song (We’re In The Money)

Written for: Gold Diggers Of 1933 (1933)
Performer: Ginger Rogers & Studio Chorus
Lyric: Al Dubin
Music: Harry Warren
Year: 1933
Original publisher: M. Witmark & Sons, rights controlled by Remick Music Corp.

Sheet music version:

Verse 1:

Gone are my blues,
And gone are my tears;
I’ve got good news
To shout in your ears.
The silver dollar has returned to the fold,
With silver you can turn your dreams to gold.

Chorus:

We’re in the money, we’re in the money,
We’ve got a lot of what it takes to get along!
We’re in the money, the skies are sunny,
Old man Depression, you are through, you done us wrong!
We never see a headline ’bout a bread line today;
And when we see the landlord,
We can look that guy right in the eye.
We’re in the money, come on, my honey,
Let’s spend it, lend it, send it rolling along!

Verse 2 (from British sheet music):

Bad times be gone,
Hello, happy day!
Folks, from now on,
We’ll all be okay.
Let’s all be thankful that we’ve weathered the crash,
From now on let’s all sing a song of cash.

[Chorus]

Movie version:

Verse:

(Ginger Rogers:) Gone are my blues,
And gone are my tears;
I’ve got good news
To shout in your ears.
The long lost dollar has come back to the fold,
With silver you can turn your dreams to gold!
Oh!

Chorus 1:

(Rogers:) We’re in the money, we’re in the money,
We’ve got a lot of what it takes to get along!
We’re in the money, the sky is sunny,
Old man Depression, you are through, you done us wrong!
Oh!
We never see a headline ’bout a bread line today;
And when we see the landlord,
We can look that guy right in the eye.
We’re in the money, come on, my honey,
Let’s lend it, spend it, send it rolling around!

Chorus 2:

(Girls:) Oh, boy, we’re in the money, I’ll say we’re in the money,
We’ve got a lot of what it takes to get along!
Let’s go, we’re in the money, look up, the sky is sunny,
Old man Depression, you are through, you done us wrong!
We never see a headline ’bout a bread line today,
And when we see the landlord,
We can look that guy right in the eye!
We’re in the money, come on, my honey,
Let’s spend it, lend it, send it rolling along!

This has to be it.

Super Furry Animals – “Golden Retriever”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0KoK_Gtyc

Gold Digger

http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/video41GoldDigger.html

oh yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ds8yQmJrb4&feature=related

Santo Gold Music Video.

Fake singer, Santo Gold sings for this “Blood Circus” Infomercial for Santo Gold. Best line: “he sings so nice, sort of like a washing machine- a white and gold model.”

There is a super cheesy music video from 1993 of Sting singing Fields of Gold. Its basically a gold silhouette of him walking around a fictional town singing about nonsense. It makes me cringe. http://youtube.com/watch?v=UppX6vP3c4g

He’s got the midas touch but he touched it too much
Hey goldmember! Hey goldmember!
He’s from the netherlands and that’s where he learned to dance
Hey goldmember! Hey goldmember!

i know josh loves goooooooooooooooold too. hope all is well buddy lol

ok. its a tough challenge.
try this one.

1. name of the band: Leslie and the Ly’s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_and_the_Ly’s
also known as Mother Gem
2. name of the album: Gold Pants
3. album cover: http://cdbaby.name/l/e/leslielys.jpg
4. beat this video please: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJwlPxG3sVQ
5. the whole lot: http://www.leslieandthelys.com/
Superb. i want that sweater.

ps. not convinced? http://www.lesliehall.com/leslieandthelys/press/press.htm

Didn’t copy the first time

Tile :King Adora – Supermuffdiver
This is lyrics from http://www.lyrics007.com
Kiss kiss, hold me higher
Kiss kiss, but hold your fire
All my love was my loins desire
Oh to be, holding your fire

Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Fire, put your silver tongue in my fire

Shake shake, with a whores desire
Shake shake, but hold your fire
All my love was my loins desire
Oh to be, holding your fire

Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Fire, put your silver tongue in my fire

Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver silver
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Fire, put your silver tongue in my fire

Coming your way…. the Girl in Gold Boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HM8QE5Ket4

Make a date now to meet that Girl in Gold Boots.

Come on… the cheesiest song around features both Silver AND Gold in the title. We endure it every Christmas on TV, when Yukon Cornelius rocks us with his delightful acoustic tune.

http://builttobe.typepad.com/photos/screenfoto/img_0179.jpg
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=-4XH_7pdnoE

Old school stop motion animation with Burl Ives has never been better.

Yo Scooter trick. This video rocks fire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe48kLe9xo
CHRONIC!

JAWBONE DOES NOT WORK ON YOUR IPHONE. I HAVE RETURNED 3 OF THEM TO THE STORE.
TRY IT OUT BEFORE YOU BUY.

SILVER BELLS IS BY FAR THE CHEESIEST SONG EVER!

AND, THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO GOES BEYOND THE SONG TO MAKE THINGS EVEN CHEESIER…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q9mo4yGvaIA

This one makes me happy…but then again I have strange taste!
And it has sound in it too…

Gold Soundz by Pavement.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rj6QilYg5VA

This is my kinda challenge! So Many Great ones, can I submit more than one?!

John Stewart has written your perfect soundtrack for a ‘apple-esque’ commercial:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-_ohRBgmOTs

and of course there’s always Sting, who slows it down with Fields of Gold (This is begging for a viral video love song ‘ode to jawbone’)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UppX6vP3c4g

And as much as I wanted to put Neil Diamond on here, Cash’s cover of Heart of Gold deserves slightly more mention:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0CcOx1ixzJw

And Last (but certainly not least), Soul Asylum’s Black Gold.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sQ2458zCmaU

I couldn’t actually think of any silver songs, with the exception of this piece of comedy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-eEF8zplJY8

I kept it to song titles, but these have to be my favorite with those words in the title:

Mark Mothersbaugh – The Lad with the Silver Button

Felix da Housecat – Silver Screen Shower Scene

The Sound of Animals Fighting – The Golden Boy that was Swallowed by the Sea

Awwww, suck! thought you were going to hook me up with a Jawbone after the last contest fiasco! I guess I’ll try to find a song!

I’d love a Jawbone. The funniest song title I found was “My Everyday Silver is Plastic”… any points for quantity?

Silver song titles:

My Everyday Silver is Plastic
Silver Lady- David Soul
Hi-HO Silver Lining- Jeff Beck
Silver Machine- Hawkwind
Silver- Pixies
Moist Silver- The Used
Long John Silver- Jefferson Airplane
Black and Silver- Blue Oyster Cult
Half Moon Silver- Hotel
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer…- The Beatles
Silver Dreams- The Babys
Silver Springs- Fleetwood Mac
Silver Screen Shower Scene- Felix Da Housecat
Eyes of Silver- Doobie Brothers
Silvery Moon- Sherbet
Silver Gun Superman- Stone Temple Pilots
Man on Silver Mountain- Rainbow
Silver Paper- Mountain
Silver and Gold- Burl Ives

Albums:
Silver Side Up- Nicelback
Silver and Gold- Neil Young
The Silver Bullet Band
Silver Machine

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
by Jerry Reed

Indeed…

oh c’mon
fleetwood mac- silver girl

“she was a silver girl
lost in a high tech world
she was a golden girl
immersed in a high tech world”

a timeless classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSTkXcz0XEM

all I got is “heart of gold” by kelly llorena, a dance song with pretty cheesy lyrics:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xJqOXswUDA8

You have a heart of gold
A precious jewel to which I was sold
But I just can’t justify your love
It hurts to see you walk away
And I’d like to ask you back to stay
To hold you in my arms just one more time
Just one more time

For a thousand years, here I could stand
Your precious stone held in my hand
But I just can’t justify your love, your love
Justify your love

Oh, yeah, yeah, baby, just one more time

You have a heart of gold
A precious jewel to which I was sold
But I just can’t justify your love
It hurts to see you walk away
And I’d like to ask you back to stay
To hold you in my arms just one more time

For a thousand years, here I could stand
Your precious stone held in my hand
But I just can’t justify your love, your love
Justify your love

I just can’t justify your love
You have a heart of gold

silver and gold
silver and gold
means so much more than i see
silver and gold decorations
on every christmas tree…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=youiekG2UJA

I know its an artist but she must win for the haricut alone:

Angie Gold – Eat You Up (Great track name too)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0wppx9fZzM

Listen out for the random deep voiced man.

And actually one more, on the silver tip, and this one is actually quite funny.

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem

Sound of silver talk to me
makes you want to feel like a teenager
until you remember the feelings of
a real life emotion of teenager
then you think again

Man goes to Rabbi Goldberg and says

“Rabbi, I need your help. Do you remember my son, Daniel?” he asks.

“Ah yes, of course I remember Danny – how is he doing?”

The man shakes his head, “I don’t know … I raised him the way I thought a proper Jewish father should … sent him to the right private schools, took him the Temple since he was a child and paid for an expensive Bar Mitzvah. But he goes off to college and comes back a year later and said to me “Father, I have decided to become a Christian. A Christian! My son! How did this happen? Where did I go wrong? Did I push our faith on him too hard? Did I not say enough?”

Rabbi Goldberg strokes his beard thoughtfully. “Oy vey, funny you should come to me. For I, too, have a son. Do you remember Benjamin?”

The man brightens up a bit “Oh yes, young Ben! What’s going on with him?”

Rabbi Goldberg shakes his head “I don’t know … I raised him the way most rabbis raised their sons, I suppose. I taught him the Talmud and Torah at an early age, took him to Temple, paid for an expensive Bar Mitzvah, sent him off to college in Israel … Israel, mind you! When he graduated, he came to me and said: ‘Father, I’ve decided to become a Christian.’”

The man is aghast – the Rabbi’s son, a Christian!? … this was even more bewildering than his own situation.

“So … what did you do, Rabbi?” he asks.

Rabbi Goldberg leaned back in his chair “I did the only thing I could do. I prayed and asked God for advice.”

“Did God ever answer?”

“Matter of fact, he did.”

“What did God say?”

“God said: ‘Oy vey, funny you should come to me …

for I, too, had a Son …’”

(if it helps to be within the technical constraints of the rules of this contest, imagine humming the above to the tune of Susanne Vega’s “Tom’s Diner“)

Dooot dooot dooodooot dooot dooot doooodoooot
Dooot dooot dooodooot dooot dooot doooodoooot

The cheesiest thing with the word “Gold” in it has got to be the Solid Gold Dancers and the theme song to Solid Gold. Check out this cheese:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOsMG5AUtk

Wow, those 80’s hair styles are amazing. And the outfits. So hot!

Gold by Sam

Gold:
Belinda Carlisle and Freda Payne forgetting the words to “Band of Gold” ON Solid Gold (double gold has to count for something, huh?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHdcoHpFHQE

Solid Gold Sounds (amazing tv show clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbTBJK75Y4M

Silver:
AFI – Silver and Cold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO5u4m3zTQ

Twisted Sister – Silver Bells (yes, the Christmas carol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1X9Dfsvogo

And of course, Ron Silver (as himself) in Heatvision & Jack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s&feature=related

So, my favorite all-time ridiculous gold reference doesn’t actually have gold in the title! *Sad face.* But the entire movie revolves around the proliferation of Gold chains in the hood, and fighting “Mr. BIG. ” In general, you can’t beat late 80’s/ early 90’s wayans brothers. here’s some hilarious clips on youtube.

Pimp of the year auditions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxDoge3Z3pU

Chris Rock – how much for one rib?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c

She’s not possessed, she just has cramps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzXr0KAxKs

Making love vs. Gettin laid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8

I guess since I didn’t actually follow the guidelines I must do so. Probably the coolest song/ video with “gold” in it:

Jurassic 5 – What’s Golden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohi8NlxjtTQ

(chorus)
We’re not balling or shot callin’
We take it back to the days of yes y’all-in’
We holding onto what’s golden (deez nuts! lol)
On a stage I rage and I’m rollin’

Notable runner’s up:
Jill Scott – Golden
Lupe Fiasco – Gold Watch

Lyrics full of cheesy & Silver!!!….from “The Devil came from Kansas”

I am not a humble pilgrim
There’s no need to scrape and squeeze
And don’t beg for silver paper
When I’m trying to sell you cheese
No I never came from kansas, don’t forget to thank the cook
Which reminds me of my duty: I was lost and now I look
For the turning and the signpost and the road which takes you down
To that pool inside the forest in whose waters I shall drown

How could no one have said this one yet?
Cheesy 80’s goodness AND Alfonso Ribeiro!

Silver Spoons Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp-cMpUACjs

Here we are, face to face
A couple of Silver Spoons.
Hopin’ to find, we’re two of a kind
Making a go, making it grow.

Together, we’re going to find our way.
Together, taking the time each day.
To learn all about those things you just can’t buy.

Two Silver spoons together.
You and I together (We’re going to find our way)
You and I together (We’re going to find our way)
You and I together.

————————————————————
I so need a handsfree headset now that California implemented the ban on cell phones in cars without an earpiece on July 1.

Jewel and Steve Poltz – Silver Lining
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g4IpYPvhsY

I fix myself some herbal tea
Cause it’s healthier they say
Well, healthier ain’t half as fun
I take a cold beer anyday
I used to have dysfunctional fun
In the cancerous sun
With my co-dependent hon
Eatin greasy greasy hotdogs on a buttered up bun

Silver lining
Silver lining, where’d you go?

SCAT SOLO

Repeat refrain. (x2)

Solid Gold Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENMy-b3gsSU

The music has magic, you know you can catch it.
If you let the songs take control the sound starts to glisten.
The more that you listen and slowly it turns into gold.

CHORUS
Solid Gold – Filling up my life with music
Solid Gold – Putting rhythm in my soul
There’s song that’s unreeling
To fit the way that I’m feeling
My head keeps spinning to music; spinning to gold.

I’ve come to discover that music’s a lover.
It’s heat keeps me warm when I’m cold.
The beat starts to bend me. The melodies send me.
And everything melts into gold

CHORUS
———————————————————

AWESOME.

Hugh Grant – ‘PoP, goes my heart!’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiB20444l9E

There’s something in the way you move, I can’t deny,
Every word from your lips is a lullaby.
A twist of fate makes life worth while,
You are GOLD and SILVER.

I said I wasn’t gonna lose my head
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)
I wasn’t gonna fall in love again
But then pop! Goes my heart
(Pop! Goes my heart)
And I just can’t let you go

Genesis – Silver Rainbow (and Bambi)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH7b6xjHVP8

Beyond the silver rainbow
you won’t know if you’re coming or going

The NEW Jem and the Holograms – Glitter and Gold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4NFtDjtumU

Awards won: Best Workmanship in Interpretive Design, Best Battle of the Bands for performance. Toronto Trek, July 6, 2002.

Band of Gold – Kids Incorporated
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h5AuUBhVe4

Goldigger + Beethoven’s 5th Video Mashup

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9jumopYHTTw

Cheesy!

Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Gold Lion

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aO5iOxKhfs0

Zoomzip – Vs. the Gold
http://www.billsolecki.com/audio/goldremix.mp3

Heart of Gold –

Is he looking for a harmonica? Or a minor with a heart of gold! Live from 1971

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE

Now this has to make you laugh!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jsJCyP63zy4

Magi X’mas – Silver bells

Hmm, my vote is for Neil Young’s “Heart of Gold”….when covered by ROXETTE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huhGcfXgzQE

Oh yes!

I would say this gets my vote for Solid Gold and Cheesy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSoFAwjWwU

TB

(Our Love is Like) Silver and Gold by the Sweethearts Of The Rodeo.

Lyrics:

Silver and Gold
We’ll always be
Hot like the sun
Cool like the sea
A fine woven chain
Until we grow old
Cause our love is like silver and gold

Also Chains of Gold by the Sweethearts Of The Rodeo.

Lyrics:

True love doesn’t cost a dime
Some men think they can buy your time
I don’t need a diamond on my hand
What a fool I was, he’s the heart of a man.

Chains of gold, proof if any
When our love don’t mean a thing
All I want is someone to hold
True love means more than chains of gold.

Sweet words whispered in the night
Warm touch with arms that hold you tight
These things a woman needs to feel loving
Kove is wrong if love isn’t real.

On The Wings of a Silver Bird by Engelbert Humperdinck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cpHw0GSK_k

Hi Ho Silver by Jim Diamond

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBZSTrlcylU

Treasure of Gold by Splash’N Boots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzPJZn-ZFFc

We raved about Sam Sparro’s Black & Gold in our summer edition of the Music Supervisor Cheat Sheet. Could be the theme for a new Jawbone campaign, eh?

Silver Screen Shower Scene ~ Felix Da Housecat
It just begs the imagination to picture naked women, either being killed or well… not killed. “… Sweet seduction in a magazine,
endless pleasure in a limousine,
in the back shakes a tambourine,
Nicotine from a silver screen “

Sin With Sebastian – GOLDen Boy, classic Euro electro pop-punk from the 90’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IAYlISmJO8

And both versions of the album covers to go along with it:
http://991.com/gallery_180×180/Sin-With-Sebastian-Golden-Boy-56731-991.jpg
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2490/sinfixedus5.png

Or perhaps one of these classic album gems:
Marty GOLD: http://spaceage.streetnine.com/jpeg/fofum.jpg
Moist (the SILVER album):
http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/moist/silver/buy

Going for the silver, I’d have to suggest the version of “Silver Bells” by The Brady Bunch that appears on that classic holiday favorite, Christmas With The Brady Bunch.

If it’s the song that gets you laughin’ (as opposed to the comment itself) that old bluesy, rockin’ favorite, “Golden Rocket” by Johnny Horton on The Spectacular Johnny Horton is way cheesy.

“The Man With the Golden Gun” sung by Lulu, lyrics by Don Black

I definitely need a man like this!!!!!!!!!

He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot,
An assassin that’s second to none,
The man with the golden gun.

Lurking in some darkened doorway,
Or crouched on a roof top somewhere,
In the next room, or this very one
The man with the golden gun.

Love is required whenever he’s hired,
It comes just before the kill.
No-one can catch him, no hit man can match him
For his million dollar skill.

One golden shot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
For a price, he’ll erase anyone
The man with the golden gun.

His eye may be on you or me.
Who will he bang?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Love is required whenever he’s hired,
It comes just before the kill.
No-one can catch him, no hit man can match him
For his million dollar skill.

One golden shot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
If you want to get rid of someone,
The man with the golden gun
Will get it done
He’ll shoot anyone
With his golden gun.

a coronal of silver and gold
(Lord of the Rings soundtrack) or
come to silver (accoustic version)or
before I grow to old (silver and gold)or
golden skans by klaxons their name alone is funny

there are also a couple of bands like
silversun pickup or
silverstiens or
silver jews or
Horace silver and the jazz messengers
oh and rejection ( sikverspirit cyberstalker mix)
ok I’m done

Grandpa’s Gone Gangsta
Artist: Larry Weaver
CD: Everybody’s Crazy But Me!!!

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He hasn’t been the same since grandmother passed away
He just sits around the house watching rap videos on MTV all day
And we worry all the time, grandpa thinks he’s Busta Rhymes.

Grandpa: “If you really want to party with me, put your hands where my eyes could see! I can’t see anything without my glasses. Where my glasses at? Hoody hoo!”

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He used to wear his pants hiked up as far as they would go
And now he wears them sagging around his waist so his adult diaper shows
He only speaks in ebonics, and he keeps asking for the chronic.

Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta
And we think he’s too old to have his dentures capped in gold
And he’s mad because we refuse to call him O.G.
The Osteoporosis Gangsta

Grandpa: “I’m not Puff Daddy. I’m Puff Grandaddy. I’m going to pour my 40 on the block for Biggie.”
Daugher: “Grandpa, you spilled your Metamucil”
Grandpa: “Beeeeee-yotch!”

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He likes to make his Craftmatic bed go up and down
He thinks he’s in the hoopty with hydraulics cruising through town
There’s something wrong with his head, he wants neon put under his bed

Grandpa: “I’m gonna call my crew. You gonna call your crew. We gonna rendevous at the bingo hall around two.”
Daughter: “Grandpa it’s time for your rub down.”
Grandpa: “It’s time for your beat down!”

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He put gold rims and spoilers installed on his wheelchair
So he can go rolling to Miami and shake his derriere
He said he got to clock his hos, he braided his toupee into cornrows.

Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta
He thinks his pacemaker is a Skytel pager
And he’s mad because we refuse to call him OG
Grandpa’s Gone Gangsta.

Grandpa: “I’m bout it. I’m rowdy. I just passed a kidney stone.”