If hedonism at its purest still isn’t enough for you, La Tete Au Cube has a few new goods to make your bad habits even sassier. Because I’m highly supportive of free will and sarcasm (though not necessarily supportive of smoking), I’m a fan of this cigarette holder that snarkily accepts the fate of a pack-a-day lifestyle. Their limited edition cowboy-inspired flask also centers around a similarly dark style of humor that I can’t help but warm to- who really knows what else our addictions may be saving us from?

A lot of the offerings at La Tete Au Cube hold best-gift-ever potential, so if you’re looking for something with more personality than, say, a scented candle, this French gifting site may have exactly what you’re looking for.