If Someecards and CNN’s T-shirt worthy headlines met, their love child might come in the form of gift tags that read “Get ready to fake excitement” and a white doily card with “Hot Mess” printed in fancy script. Enter Pretty Bitter. Their line of “stationary that pushes the envelope” includes self-adhesive opportunities for snarky messages. Depending on your giftee’s appreciation of “I’ll be brief” notecards that feature an illustration of men’s underwear, they could make a nice stocking stuffer (and one that’s available in Hanukkah blue).