I have three things to say about all the hype around This Is Why I’m Hot:

1. The mere existance of flowcharts explaining the lyrics I’m Hot ‘Coz I’m Fly/You Ain’t ‘Coz You’re Not makes me glad I didn’t waste my money on college.

2. If Josh randomly quotes those lyrics to me again, I’m probably going to have to kick his ass.

3. People-Food’s parody of this painful song, on the other hand, is pretty bloody hilarious.